October 10, 2010

[sheep bleating]

quoth I and my shakespeare team:
these are the quotes I have penned in the last few days. 
if there are any in particular that intrigue you,
please. I would love to explain.

"Yeah. I'm pullin' a Taylor Swift."
"bom bom bom."
"That's the first time I've seen your feet."
"I hate my feet."
"I'm obnoxious."
"You didn't say hi!"
"You're a rock!"

"YOU ALWAYS LOOK AT THE WRONG TIME!"
"I ALWAYS LOOK AT THE RIGHT TIME!"

"whaaa?! 17!"
"What just happened?"
*mary hugging olivia's head*
"President Monson to the rescue!"

"The pieces come together just in time to fall apart."
"MINE'S WHITE!"
"For real?" "For reals."
"Olivia, do you need to be on that bus?!"
"Is this mine?"
"Technically, they all are."
"No, I have a big fat crush on someone from PG so we're good!"

"You're like that pet that won't go away."
"Have I told you that my mom is thrilled you're here?"

"COME HERE LUKE!"
"24/7 "
"Gas! Gas! Gas!..."
"She's doing her calm walk!"
"She's a really good actress!"

"You don't have any hairs on your chinny chin chin."

"Now he really looks like Chase."
"Just on our way to the mortuary! Shut up you're dead!"

"Oh. Hey Olivia."
"I have been spilling everything on myself today.
not even funny."
*scoots away pitcher of powerade*
"Here, have some mono."


"How on this good green earth did you know about that?!"

"I really like this picture."
"You have a skittle on your pillow."
"AWHAT?!" 
"Look! A creeper!"

"Be quiet. my pillow doesn't talk. 
it just sits there and shuts up."
"Your eyes are really pretty. we should be friends."



shakespeare two thousand ten





6 comments:

emilee said...

I am so sad. I should have come.
It sounds like it was extremely epic though.
Your blog is cute, by the way. Love it!

LisAway said...

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LisAway said...

How rude of Blogger. I had my Likes scattered around the comment box but when I hit publish they assumed I meant to have them all neatly lined up on the left.

I didn't.

olivia said...

oh how very sad!
I appreciate the attempt.
blogger needs a kick in the pants.

Mary said...

oh, just really funny that's all...

Austyn said...

thank you for linking this. i've read it before, and it's almost funnier the second time. please bring back some funny quotes for me?